One of the perks of being a webmaster is you get to see statistics about who has been visiting your site. Now, last week I mentionned that someone had queried google for the phrase “breasts the size of watermelons“, and ended up reading Part 2 of Dugar’s Story.
Just for fun, I’ve decided to see what other strange search strings have caused visitors to appear on the site over the past few months, and here is a list of some of the most interesting ones:
- throne (references Part 3 of Dugar’s Story)
- battle of shawarmas (references the Death of Omar post)
- lazy weekend blog (references the Lazy Weekend Mornings post)
- buckle your sphincters (references a Futurama post)
Then, to my great surprise, there are the following search strings that reference hair:
- finger waves for black hair
- hair parlor
- the book of job ” … one hair on his head
I’m not sure what page visitors were forwarded to after searching these terms, although hair is obviously a more important part of this website than I thought…

LOL good stuff