Flash Imagination #29 – The Devil’s Hotline

The Devil's Quick Service Line

The Devil's Hotline

Even in the realms of heaven and hell, the laws of supply and demand rule above all else, and with the number of people on the planet exploding towards 7 billion, the demand for human souls has never been higher.

Unable to cope with such high demand, the Devil has begun reaching out to living humans in an attempt to secure their souls before their death.  The following sign is an example of such marketing by the forces of Evil and can increasingly be found in large metropolitan cities around the world.

Demand is so high, however, that even the living who are loyal to the dark lord have to wait an average of 30 minutes to an hour on the line for a free operator, all the while listening to deathly music while a voice growls at them that their call is important.

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