We’re Closed Rant

I did some major updates to the site over the weekend. To avoid confusion, I chose to “close the site” while I did the updates.

The rant below was posted to replace the site while the update took place. Enjoy! :D

Caution...!

Caution...!

We’re doing some very late spring cleaning…

We’ll be back on Monday, July 18th!

(or ealier, it really depends on how productive we are. Which isn’t really productive considering we’re just sitting here, writing this message explaining why the site is down…

I mean really, who turns off a website? Isn’t the whole idea behind the internet the fact that it grants access to everything to everyone 24 hours a day? Or was it more just to network computers…?

Regardless, there’s no hiding the fact that the internet has grown into a global red light district. I mean seriously, how many of you are here because you thought this was an adult site? Come on, be honest, you saw “Fola” and didn’t take the time to read the rest, right? You were just so excited about seeing some porn that you just clicked right through, didn’t you? Ya perv… (or at least that’s what my girlfriend would say)

Though if everybody does it, does that make the few who don’t do it the pervs? And you know what else: I read somewhere that more woman look at porn than men now. I swear I read it somewhere…

So yea, who’s the perv now Stacey, huh? Last time I checked it was still majority rules, so stop looking at me with your judging eyes!

ITS NOT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER LOOKED FOR YOURSELF! I’VE SEEN THE BROWSER HISTORY! SO SHUT YOUR FAC…. Oh crap… my boss is coming…)

So yea, no site till Monday, sorry for the rant :)

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