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Flash Imagination #33 – Baby Squeeze

Hubert didn’t know much about babies. He did, however, love his niece very much, and jumped at the opportunity to babisit her for a full day. But when he put her in his car, and put on her seatbelts, he … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #32 – Impossible Bean Toss

Stan wasn’t the brightest of the Janitors, but he knew how to play Bean Toss.  He also knew that school management had no idea what they were talking about when they told him to put the Bean Toss board up … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #31 – Animal Heart

Dogs chase after cats, cats chase after mice, mice chase after cheese. And cheese, well, just sits there waiting for mold to grow on it. But when all the chasing is done, the sun sets and the moon shines bright, everyone falls … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #30 – Paul the Chef

The last time we saw Paul he was struggling with his dream to be a full fledged Ninja.  Though the doctor diagnosed him with Ninjaism, and insisted he be put on anti-Ninjaism medication, Paul’s wife refused the medication, encouraging him … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #29 – The Devil’s Hotline

Even in the realms of heaven and hell, the laws of supply and demand rule above all else, and with the number of people on the planet exploding towards 7 billion, the demand for human souls has never been higher. … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #28 – Whoopee Balls

There is a place in Africa where Muslims celebrate the moment when Abraham almost sacrificed his son.  Each Muslim male in the area celebrates this event by sacrificing one male goat.  The goat is killed, gutted and cleaned, and prepared for cooking. … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #27 – Little Miracle

Something happened last week.  Something amazing that marked me in a way I never thought possible: my sister gave birth a little baby girl. When I met her for the first time, she seemed both fragile and intimidating.  Fragile because … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #26

Why do you ski/snowboard? For me, its the opportunity to completely forget about the world around me. The chance to ignore the stress of everyday life, of reports, due dates, anoying co-workers, and enjoy a great time with friends. To … Continue reading

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Hola de Cuba!

I just wanted to post a quick update today.  I’ve been on vacation in Cuba for the past week and have therefore not been able to prepare an article for either the Flash Imagination or NetZoom series this week. Instead, … Continue reading

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Flash Imagination #25

Michael Hastner had been dean at the Université de Montreal when his controversial new 13 km/h speed limit signs went up, and had been forced to retire after the uproar they had caused.  He didn’t want to retire, but understood all too well … Continue reading

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